Mr. Massagy

Minimum:

OS *: Windows XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10... was Windows 9 a thing?

Processor: As long as it's not a food processor, use around 1.2 GHz or faster.

Memory: 512 MB RAM

Graphics: At least 128MB of video memory.

Network: Broadband Internet connection

Storage: 150 MB available space

Additional Notes: *Take it easy with the controller, we don't need more proctologist stories...